Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hospitability, Social "No No"s and so much more.

Turkey, unlike most countries around the world, has a very open culture. However “open” takes a very different meaning in this culture. It does not mean that we can be free to wear and do anything we want. Things like wearing shorts around or looking at people –especially women- in a direct way can be considered shameful. “Open” means that the people are very different, more caring towards others.

However, such cultural “shuns” are not present in our home countries, especially Korea or America. A long-term resident of Turkey, Aaron A---- compares, “There is no precedent or cultural ‘No No’s in America. However in Turkey, looking at woman can be considered very adulterous.”

The most basic thing that Turkish people like to do is greeting each other, and whether it be a friend or a total stranger, they start with a peck on both cheeks, and perhaps some kissing sounds while they do so.

They are very hospitable people. Once you greet your neighbor after moving into an apartment, they will generally greet you, and call you over for tea. “Turks are far more hospitable than Americans. They put the needs of their guests far above anything else and are quick to take care of you-even if they just met you.”, are the words of Charlotte P---, who has been living in the local community for the past 5 years.

This friendliness is generally not the same in our home countries. “In America, they are quite the opposite”, complained Gabe N--, second year resident of Turkey. “For the most part, you will be invited to their home only after a certain level of intimacy is established.”

Turks found to be very hospitable, very awesome.

Turkish Sociaty differs greatly from what we would call "normal".
turks are far more hospitable than americans. they put the needs of their guests far above anything else and are quick to take care of you-even if they just met you.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Girl eats porridge, then mauled by bears

A 6 year-old, blonde, girl was mauled by three bears in a cottage just outside of Dark Woods.

Goldilocks Brownstein, the 6 year old daughter of Mary and Joe Brownstein, was on a picnic, when she wandered off into the woods.

Lost, she wandered into a vacant cottage, where she found three very delicious looking bowls of porridge. "The bears were famous for their world-class porridge," says Woodpecker, close friend of the bears. "There was no way that she could resist it."

After eating the smallest bowl of porridge, Goldilocks fell asleep on Baby Bear's bed. Little did she know what was awaiting her.

The Bear family, returning from their family walk, found their door busted open, and Goldilocks sleeping one of their beds. "We really were terrified." said Papa Bear. "In our fear we attacked her. It was sort of like beating a thief with a baseball bat, only we used our teeth."

Goldilocks was taken to the local DW Hospital, and is under critical care. Many of her limbs have been torn up, leaving scars all around her body. Whether or not she will survive, only time will tell.